Sixth grades wraps up with great experimentation with new uses of the English language. Most of you are probably thinking of your own experiences getting comfortable with “adult language”. However, I am dedicating this post to the double digit definitions of a different sort:
Poop sack – The bundle of hair that most women (and many girls) tie on top of their head when they are too lazy to do their hair. Generally takes a hair band or two and looks like it took 10 seconds to do.
Hairy Pickles – The male classmate definition of their anatomy. They like to talk about the amount of hair growing on it.
Intravaginal cream – The face cream of a classmate includes a warning on the tube – “Not for intravaginal use.” Now when she doesn’t care of someone – or their actions – she refers to them as intravaginal cream.